Yup, it fell right out of my purse and onto the counter and I didn't see it until I was getting my change so it sat on the counter a good 30 seconds in plain sight of all of the other customers before I noticed it and shoved it back into my purse. I contemplated offering an explanation of how they were handing them out at a wine tasting but felt I would be disbelieved anyway so in my pre-coffee state of sleepy delerium I thought I would be funny and said to the line of people, "safety first!" while I sort of waved it in my hand.
I thought I would at least get a chuckle or smirk out of someone but I got nothing but dissaproving looks and blank stares so I got out of there as quickly as I possibly could. Damn judgemental people without a sense of humor!
Good times.
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You should have asked if there were any takers!
i don't even know what's in that???
and at first i thought it said 'sea' kit, so i was really wondering what was in it.
It is actually just a condom and some lube.
Hopefully Mike that is what everyone else thought that it said "sea" and their looks of judgement were actually just looks of confusion.
Hahahahaha.
If I was there with you, I totally would have launched into the lube/condom scene from Superbad.
maybe they were all also in a sleepy state of delirium?
wet safe sex kit. always preferable to the dry, risky variety of sex kits.
What douches. But hats off to you for trying to bring some humor to them. Did the counter person laugh at least?
No Monti, no one laughed at all, I could hear crickets it was truly awesome.
I agree Mellow, good thing they make that distinction on the package;)
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