Yes Ed, I am getting a stick. Instead of speaking softly and carrying a big stick, I thought it would be even better if I just got one surgically implanted so I could free up my hands to do things like bitch slap you when you interrupt me telling a story.
Oh I am also going to get a sweet corn batter slathered on me. Mmmmm sweet corn batter...
"a sweet corn batter slathered on me"...really...with a guy like me in your life, you're going to say something like that. because i don't normally eat sweet corn, but in order to produce that result i guess i'll have to.
You two can both have "Ums" although I kinda get Mike's comment since Kendall spent a good portion of Saturday night telling us that pinapple makes semen taste better.
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are you trying to warn us of changes in your...err...life?
Yes Ed, I am getting a stick. Instead of speaking softly and carrying a big stick, I thought it would be even better if I just got one surgically implanted so I could free up my hands to do things like bitch slap you when you interrupt me telling a story.
Oh I am also going to get a sweet corn batter slathered on me. Mmmmm sweet corn batter...
Um...
"a sweet corn batter slathered on me"...really...with a guy like me in your life, you're going to say something like that. because i don't normally eat sweet corn, but in order to produce that result i guess i'll have to.
haha, Adam I think the um should have come after Mikes comment:)
You two can both have "Ums" although I kinda get Mike's comment since Kendall spent a good portion of Saturday night telling us that pinapple makes semen taste better.
not from experience, of course. and then adam looked it up on teh internets.
wow kendall was frisky! And by the way I was being extremely sarcastic with my controversial comment, in case that was lost on all of you.
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