Wednesday, October 10

Just call me Gifford

Very bored at work today and have been spending a lot of time taking stupid quizzes. This is what I found out about my past life:
Come on out of your shell — in your former life you were a turtle name Gifford. The details are a bit sketchy, but we do have a brief summary based on public records: You were born in a small pond beside a saloon. Despite having an exceptionally athletic father, you seemed to prefer sunbathing and mud baths to more active pursuits. Contrary to the rumor, your favorite color was never green, but actually blue. Few people knew that you were a talented poet because most of your work was destroyed during a flash flood that swept away not only your library, but your entire community. Fortunately you had the pluck to survive, settle down, make some eggs, and live happily ever after with your wife Melinda and your 20 offspring.

Say what?

4 comments:

Adam said...

I will now be referring to you as Gifford for the rest of your life.

Lulu said...

Nicknames never stick for me, you'll forget soon enough.

Adam said...

Whatever Giff.

m.wise said...

The Giffinator!!!