I found an old binder yesterday from when I was at Ball State and it had my list of greeting cards that Hallmark should make for those situations in life that come up that you just can't find a card for. The list is as follows:
- Front: Congratulations... Inside: You got Your Period So You Aren't Knocked Up After All!Phew. Next Time Wear A Condom.
- Front: I Really Like You... Inside: But I Am Just Not Attracted To You, Sorry!
-Front: Time To Celebrate! Inside: I Never Liked That Fucker And I Am Glad You Finally Broke Up.
-Front: Oops Inside: You Might Want To Get Tested. Sorry About That. I Didn't Know.
-Front: Congratulations!Inside: You Are An Asshole.
-Front: Thank You! Inside: He Is Your Problem Now, Not Mine Muhahaha!
Front: Happy Birthday! Inside: I Hope You Get An STD.
Front: Sorry I Hit Your Car Inside: I Am Not Insured And I Cant Afford To Fix It But I feel REALLY Bad.
Front: The Sex Was Awesome! Inside:But I Am Not Ready For A Relationship
Front: Good Luck! Inside: Over Half Of All Marriages Fail But I am Sure You Will Be Just Fine.
Let it be known that I came up with these after a friend got out of a bad relationship so they sound sorta bitter but it made her laugh so thats what matters. I still find them funny though:)
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