I guess we aren't the only ones who are curious about anal bleaching. She seems to be a little more than just curious though. Hopefully she can fit it in between picking up Joey from pre school and studying for midterms.
If you put the butthole bleaching, new shoes for interview together with smile and be joyful (with an asterisk), we've got the makings of a young mother getting a job at a strip joint.
Ha ha ha ha! Love it!
ReplyDeleteeff your life if you've got to put smile! be joyful!* on your to do list.
ReplyDeleteWhy the asterisk? Did she already accomplish the smiling and joyfulness?
ReplyDeleteOr is there some extra note at the bottom of the sheet that we aren't privy to?
oooh...
ReplyDeleteIf you put the butthole bleaching, new shoes for interview together with smile and be joyful (with an asterisk), we've got the makings of a young mother getting a job at a strip joint.
or as a porn star.
ReplyDeleteCome on guys. You couldn't work the sausage into your joke?
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