Crotch Sweat

Yesterday while I was working out I was noticebly sweatier than usual. I change my workout every 4 weeks so yesterday was the start of a new program. I was primarily doing my lower body workout but since it was brand spanking new, it was more challenging than usual. I was doing squats, presses, lunges, deadlifts etc., all (4) sets and all to failure for the last set. Bottom line, I was not glistening but sweating my ass off.

I usually wear black spandex pants when I workout but yesterday I went with a pair of navy blue cotton blend type pants that were as tight as spandex but not so much moisture wicking. I was doing leg extensions when I saw it, the dreaded crotch sweat. Arghh! I do not like walking around looking like I peed my pants nor do I want people to think about my crotch being sweaty. My crotch is just one of those things that I don't want people pondering. We all know it is there but I don't want to call attention to it.

It was near the end of my workout, but I still had cardio to do. I contemplated tying my towel around the front of my waist like a waiter but decided this would bring about the same amount of unwanted attention as the crotch sweat. I quickly and reluctantly realized there was nothing I could do and I just had to walk around sporting my crotch sweat as proudly as I could (crotch sweat means you are working really hard right?) My knees were even sweating through the material at this point. I didn't even know knees could sweat!

So I did my half hour of cardio and didn't pay any attention to it until I got home and saw that not only were my crotch and knees sweaty but so was my ass. Yup, I was even sporting the god damn ass sweat too.

Lesson learned, never wear anything but black pants OR if I do wear a different color, make sure it is that high performance moisture wicking material otherwise I risk being known as the sweaty crotch girl.