I would like to say thank you to the person who hit my truck, left a big dent and took off without leaving a note or taking responsibility for it. I don't know when or where it happened but your lack of integrity and respect for other people make you quite an upstanding member of this community. Keep up the good work, fucktard.
i like the word fucktard. some one did that to me a few years back in the fpu parking lot while i was on a weekend roadtrip with fuego. so to you who hit my truck, you are a shit-stick(i know it's not as good, but i feel pressured to come up with something good. it's like when some says say something funny, and then you wet yourself.)
ReplyDeleteI agree, fucktard is one of my favorites, but should be used sparingly to avoid overuse. Shit-stick is good too though, its got the repetitive sound thats always effective.
ReplyDeleteHey Nick, say something funny.
are you talking about the dent on the passenger side, in front of the rear bumper?
ReplyDeletei noticed that one about two or three weeks ago. and adam noticed it last night. i can tell you exactly when i noticed it, but don't want to do it on the blog.
i would, but i need to change my pants.
ReplyDeleteBoo hiss!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYay, Kristen busts out the Boo Hiss!
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