Adam and I have had lengthy conversations about the amount of time one spends on the toilet, and I found an article that takes this to the extreme. A 35 year old woman in Kansas sat on her boyfriends toilet for 2 years. Perhaps there is a positive correlation with the amount of time one sits on a toilet and how crazy one is...
And since we are on the subject how about a heated/water spraying portable toilet.
This was you can stay warm and poop anywhere you want to. Priceless.
I hope she had lots of reading material.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she had one of those wall sized crossword puzzles like Nick got you for Christmas. That'll keep you busy:)
ReplyDeletethere's an idea adam, then maybe you'll actually use my gift. i used to take longer shits, and for some reason now, i'm in and out, no dilly dally-ing.
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