I was looking at a link my sister sent me about a show that she was going to go to at the Alamo Draft House and as I was browsing through the other shows I came upon this gem, The Austin Air Sex Championships. It is exactly what it sounds like. Instead of pretending they are playing a guitar a la Air Guitar, they'll be pretending to make love with a partner that isn't there.
Here are the rules:
Time: Contestants have a maximum of 2 minutes to perform an air sex routine. This can include all phases of an air sex encounter: meeting, seduction, foreplay and intercourse, or you can simply cut to the chase.
Music: Competitors must perform to music, you can either bring a CD of your performance track with you, or you can choose from our selection of air sex music. You may also include an audio prelude to your performance, maximum of 30 seconds.
Other Rules: Unlike air guitar, there are not many other rules. Props are allowed, teams are allowed, talking is allowed. The only important rule is that all sexual climaxes must be simulated, not real.
Contestants are judged on believability, sexability, and overall entertainment value.
You know this would be incredily funny and uncomfortable to watch.
Oh yeah, my cousin was telling me about this. He said it's fantastically hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI am going to have to try to catch it when I visit, too funny.
ReplyDeleteI also find it funny that the guy in the picture looks like Jason Lee and based on that picture he must have a really big schlong.
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