I came across this picture of Nelly's birthday ass cake and I just found it funny that one would have an ass cake made for them, and also put sparklers in it. Plus a butt load (heh) of ass eating jokes came to mind yada yada. I believe it is Sara's birthday that is coming up, perhaps she too would like an ass cake. Who wants to be the ass model?
i should get to pick my model.
ReplyDeleteBirthday Ladies Choice then, go ahead and pick your ass!
ReplyDeletehey, sara, do you have any photo's of woody's birthday where he had the lady cake?
ReplyDeleteOooh, pick me, pick me! My ass is hot!
ReplyDeleteWhat ass?
ReplyDeleteI guess we will never know whose ass won. I say we just do a composite of all of our asses and give it to her.
ReplyDeleteHow dare you? Just because I wear looser fitting jeans and you somehow resist the temptation to stare at my ass, you ass-ume I have none? Again, I say, how dare you?
ReplyDeleteJust saying, out of all of us, you have the least noticeable ass. Now that said I did pass on the chance to grab it last Friday so perhaps I am missing out and I just dont realize it. Or you could wear some wranglers. Oh please wear wranglers, I would looooove to see that and I am sure everyone else would be entertained by it as well. I will personally make a cake of your ass if you do.
ReplyDeleteI have a pair of work Wranglers. They're terribly uncomfortable and I generally save them for activities where I know they could really get effed up, like paintball.
ReplyDeleteOoooh, you meant the tight Wranglers that a shitty ass country music star might wear with his shitkickers. No, I don't have any of those. But I'm still proud to be an American. Sorta.
And now I'm kind of even more offended that out of everyone you know, I have the least noticable ass. =P